Najgorzej jest gdy zbłaźnisz się w szkole gdzie jest cała masa ludu... np. podczas lekcji gdy nie znasz odpowiedzi na banalne pytanie nauczyciela przy tablicy. Jak się wtedy zachować, żeby inni z ciebie się nie nabijali? Albo inna sytuacja potykasz się na korytarzu gdzie dookoła siedzi młodzież... i co wtedy? jak z tego wyjść z twarzą?

Jeśli chodzi o potknięcie to można się nauczyć sprytnego upadku po którym od razu się wstaję, wtedy wygląda że chciałeś przy szpanować:-P
Hmm co do tablicy to gorzej, najprościej się nauczyć Albo zrobić z siebie jeszcze większego durnia rzucając jakimś głupim tekstem

Najprostrzy sposób to nie wpadać w takie sytuacje. Potknąć się każdy może. Trudno.
Ewentualnie jak to jest częsty problem to.. ehm.. NAUCZ SIĘ CHODZIĆ! Niepełnosprawność jest jedyną wymówką. Raczej to się nie zdarza trzeźwym, sprawnym, zdrowym na ciele i umyśle ludziom. To tylko przypadek. Taki przypadek możesz przeżyć.

Banalne pytanie? Żadnym wielkim finiszem nie zamaskujesz braków ze szkoły podstawowej.
(kujony też nie są traktowani z powagą)

"Lepiej siedzieć cicho i niech ludzie myślą że jesteś głupkiem niż się odezwać i rozwiać wszelkie wątpliwości". Wykorzystaj wymijającą odpowiedź. Wkurzysz nauczyciela, ale może nie wyjdziesz na idiotę.

Najskuteczniejszy sposób:
Opóść kraj, zrób operację plastyczną i zmień nazwisko.

Można też pośmiać się z siebie samego...

Dokładnie tak:D Uśmiech na twarzy, dystans do siebie

Weźmy ten przykład z wywaleniem się przy obcych ludziach np. przechodząc obok przystanku autobusowego. Ludzie oczywiście zaczynają się śmiać, ktoś może podchodzi by nas pozbierać.. Czemu więc nie śmiać się razem z nimi? No może nie śmiać, ale uśmiechnąć się i zagadać do nich:P

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The mediawatching part of me was interested to see how a joke in a survey managed to mutate into a humourous but semi-serious news story. The other part of me wondered… What would you really give for your team to win the World Cup?www.jersey-sales.com

I’m really asking for something that’s realistic. The biggest sacrifice that you could comfortably live with, in exchange for World Cup glory. For example, I’m kind of attached to my body parts (because they’re currently attahched to me and I want to keep it that way). So that’s a no no. But the laptop I’m typing this on? It’s my only computer and I’d struggle to afford to replace it. But I’d genuinely trade it for an England or USA World Cup 2010 win. What would (or even what wouldn’t) you trade?